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Originally posted by Pogle View PostGuinea pigs produce a special poo for eating
Must get me a guinea pig.
EO - 'One Indian guinea pig please gov. Madras with pilau rice mouse droppings'
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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For the last five years of his life, Elvis Presley lived in virtual
isolation in his mansion, Gracelands, guarded by a private army of deaf
and dumb karate experts. He ate only hamburgers, brought to his room by
naked cheerleaders, who would oil his fantastically bloated body as he
ate. When he died he weighed a monstrous twenty-seven stone and his body
had to be craned from his bedroom window to the waiting hearse.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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To the question posed in Cosmopolitan - 'Do you want a relationship
with a total person?' - a surprising 17% said 'yes'.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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It has been calculated that after three years of marriage the average
couple talk to each other for six and a half minutes a week.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostIt has been calculated that after three years of marriage the average
couple talk to each other for six and a half minutes a week.Comment
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