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    #51
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Guinea pigs can not sweat. same as rabbits



    Guinea pigs produce a special poo for eating
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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      #52
      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
      Guinea pigs produce a special poo for eating
      yum yum.

      Must get me a guinea pig.

      EO - 'One Indian guinea pig please gov. Madras with pilau rice mouse droppings'



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        #53
        For the last five years of his life, Elvis Presley lived in virtual
        isolation in his mansion, Gracelands, guarded by a private army of deaf
        and dumb karate experts. He ate only hamburgers, brought to his room by
        naked cheerleaders, who would oil his fantastically bloated body as he
        ate. When he died he weighed a monstrous twenty-seven stone and his body
        had to be craned from his bedroom window to the waiting hearse.
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #54
          To the question posed in Cosmopolitan - 'Do you want a relationship
          with a total person?' - a surprising 17% said 'yes'.
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #55
            It has been calculated that after three years of marriage the average
            couple talk to each other for six and a half minutes a week.
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #56
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              It has been calculated that after three years of marriage the average
              couple talk to each other for six and a half minutes a week.
              and shout at each other for 6 hours

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