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Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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Originally posted by stek View PostThat proves it - obviously saw nothing. Maybe they can look up, but not see anything?
It's not me saying that, it's Simon Pegg.....Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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Originally posted by threaded View PostI can assure you pigs will eat apples, as once upon a time a few managed to escape the lorry to the bacon factory and a couple were eventually found munching fallen apples in the orchard.
Another illusion shattered. Maybe they were Gammons or Porks or Hams and not pigs?Comment
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There is a species of cricket in Africa that will eat Human hair. even the ginger ones(\__/)
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Originally posted by Money Money Money View PostIts impossible to lick your elbow!Comment
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Originally posted by Money Money Money View PostIts impossible to lick your elbow!I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Guinea pigs can not sweat. same as rabbits
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostAll over the UK men sat at computer terminals in offices are trying to nonchalantly lick their elbow!
That should stop the licking and start the yoga session.Comment
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