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Originally posted by Pogle View PostHopefully this will make the thieves take stock of their lives and perhaps realise that thieving is not for them - perhaps some sort of 'total internal reflection' is called for
yeah yeah I know its a crap geeky joke - I just couldn't help myselfComment
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They burgled Baby BP's nursery over the weekend. Second time in 3 months. Like the first time they got away with nothing. No-one pays for childcare by cash. Total muppets.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostWhich goes on to remind me of another plonker who tried to cut a cable in the Strand in Swansea with a hacksaw.
The guy was nowhere to be found but the explosion ruptured an oil filled telecoms cable in the same trough and there was a Mr Bean style shadow on the doors of a metal casing, so he must have been splayed there for a good few seconds before someone helped him away...
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostLead thief:It is believed he was with another man who left the scene before police arrived.
Originally posted by zeitghostLead thief:Detective Sergeant Brian Johnson said:
"We want to remind people not to take risks by going up on roofs in such terrible weather conditions and in the dark. Clearly by doing so they are risking serious injury"My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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