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Originally posted by Diver View PostIdiots that drive around with masses of snow still on the roof of their cars as they are too stupid or lazy to remove it.
6 points on your license for doing so, or a possible prison term if it comes off and causes an accident on the public highway or hits a pedestrian.
The police here are pulling them over and making them clean the cars off. they should be booking them and handing out lifetime driving bansComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostIdiots that drive around with masses of snow still on the roof of their cars as they are too stupid or lazy to remove it.
6 points on your license for doing so, or a possible prison term if it comes off and causes an accident on the public highway or hits a pedestrian.
The police here are pulling them over and making them clean the cars off. they should be booking them and handing out lifetime driving bans
What's a few flakes going to do if they stream off in the wind ? Or even a clump for that matter ?
How does a 4' 3" lass reach the top of her 4XD ?
Even I at 5'8" cannot reach the top of my Caddy.
I think you might be over-reacting, although I will concede if proof can be offered.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI can't reach the roof of my car without a ladder.Comment
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post???
How does a 4' 3" lass reach the top of her 4XD ?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post???
What's a few flakes going to do if they stream off in the wind ? Or even a clump for that matter ?
How does a 4' 3" lass reach the top of her 4XD ?
Even I at 5'8" cannot reach the top of my Caddy.
I think you might be over-reacting, although I will concede if proof can be offered.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post???
What's a few flakes going to do if they stream off in the wind ? Or even a clump for that matter ?
How does a 4' 3" lass reach the top of her 4XD ?
Even I at 5'8" cannot reach the top of my Caddy.
I think you might be over-reacting, although I will concede if proof can be offered.
Seen it happen a few times.Still InvoicingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostIdiots that drive around with masses of snow still on the roof of their cars as they are too stupid or lazy to remove it.
6 points on your license for doing so, or a possible prison term if it comes off and causes an accident on the public highway or hits a pedestrian.
The police here are pulling them over and making them clean the cars off. they should be booking them and handing out lifetime driving bansHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post???
What's a few flakes going to do if they stream off in the wind ? Or even a clump for that matter ?
How does a 4' 3" lass reach the top of her 4XD ?
Even I at 5'8" cannot reach the top of my Caddy.
I think you might be over-reacting, although I will concede if proof can be offered.
DiverWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostWhat should HGV drivers do?
http://forums.contractoruk.com/1030247-post1558.htmlConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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