Man's penis removed from pipe

[Pogle]

How long before somebody starts a "Man's pipe removed from penis" thread, with accompanying references to Magritte?

"Ceci n'est pas une pénis"

[Board Game Geek]

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.

Drop some ice cubes down the other end of the pipe, ffs !

Or cold water for that matter.

Pah ! Doctors ! No imagination !

[Diver]

Drop some ice cubes down the other end of the pipe, ffs !

Or cold water for that matter.

Pah ! Doctors ! No imagination !

and there speaks the voice of experience eh?

[Pogle]

and there speaks the voice of experience eh?

I'm glad you posted that 'cos we were ALL thinking it

[AtW]

Drop some ice cubes down the other end of the pipe, ffs !

Or cold water for that matter.

Pah ! Doctors ! No imagination !

Liquid Nitrogen

[Diver]

I'm glad you posted that 'cos we were ALL thinking it

[Pogle]

Liquid Nitrogen

and a small hammer

[AtW]

and a small hammer

It worked for T-1000...