Reply to: Man's penis removed from pipe

[AtW]

and a small hammer

It worked for T-1000...

[Pogle]

Liquid Nitrogen

and a small hammer

[Diver]

I'm glad you posted that 'cos we were ALL thinking it

[AtW]

Drop some ice cubes down the other end of the pipe, ffs !

Or cold water for that matter.

Pah ! Doctors ! No imagination !

Liquid Nitrogen

[Pogle]

and there speaks the voice of experience eh?

I'm glad you posted that 'cos we were ALL thinking it

[Diver]

Drop some ice cubes down the other end of the pipe, ffs !

Or cold water for that matter.

Pah ! Doctors ! No imagination !

and there speaks the voice of experience eh?

[Board Game Geek]

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.

Drop some ice cubes down the other end of the pipe, ffs !

Or cold water for that matter.

Pah ! Doctors ! No imagination !

[Pogle]

How long before somebody starts a "Man's pipe removed from penis" thread, with accompanying references to Magritte?

"Ceci n'est pas une pénis"

[AtW]

• The doctor said to him "Did you come by tube?"
  
  
• He was arrested shortly afterwards, for riding the tube without a ticket.
  
  
• Headlines read "Man shot entering tube"

Just thought I'd get the more obvious ones out of the way

[wobbegong]

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.

Just show him a piccy of Hazel Blears. Job done.

[Board Game Geek]

• The doctor said to him "Did you come by tube?"

The man replied, "I didn't manage to get that far".

[Platypus]

I immediately thought of a smoking pipe, and thought 'WTF'

EDIT

his penis was left bruised and swollen

Result for him!

[EternalOptimist]

How long before somebody starts a "Man's pipe removed from penis" thread, with accompanying references to Magritte?

I was thinking along the lines of 'Cigar removed from woman - ex president held'
but it was a bit too contrived

[Paddy]

• The doctor said to him "Did you come by tube?"
  
  
• He was arrested shortly afterwards, for riding the tube without a ticket.
  
  
• Headlines read "Man shot entering tube"

Just thought I'd get the more obvious ones out of the way

[oracleslave]

Using lateral thinking, could he not have blown in to the other end, thus expurgating the erroneous member ?

Blowing on a stiff rod in this weather could have created a daisy chain hard to extricate himself from.

expurgating - great word!