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Originally posted by ASB View PostSeem to remembey you could get a mini clubman with wood too.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Oh, and the Mosquito. Although that was a warplane specially invented for bombing heavy water plants up Norwegian fjords.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View Post
That's "brilliant" strategy - kill off your own homegrown industries run by people who have home here in exchange of highly mobile not-producing-anything folk that can quit very quickly.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by MrMark View PostHe should have bought that car made with wood! Now that was impressive!
Unfortunately, as he reached a speed of about 50, something came slightly adrift and caught in the engine, and the car instantly almost literally exploded in a cloud of sawdust and matchwood throwing the guy about forty feet in the air!
Miraculously for him, there was a tree overhanging the road at that point, with lots of small branches, and instead of hitting the road he was twanged straight into this tree, where he remained suspended like a scarecrow for an hour or two until the fire brigade were able to get him down.
I didn't see the accident, but living nearby I saw the debris scattered along the road. I'm pretty sure he survived too, albeit perhaps with a few broken bones. Not sure if he tried building any more wooden cars though.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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