Anyone spanking their auto , it is icy and lots of fun to be had. ?
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I kerbed my car twice today and finally abandoned it due to the atrocious weather (and my driving). I had my Mother in law and 4 month old daughter in the back - no pressure there then
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Let's just make a copy of that...... so you cannot edit it at 5 a.m. when you start to sober up.Originally posted by newblood View PostSpanking Time.
Anyone spanking their auto , it is icy and lots of fun to be had. ?
Or are you serious?
http://s153139690.websitehome.co.uk/****%20a%20car.jpg
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/310514-...s-sex-with-car
http://www.fastcar.co.uk/04570735435...-with-car.html
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/40452-c...-sex-with-cars
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...r-1562042.html
http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLi...-with-car.aspx
SFW? What do you think? Clue: no way!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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it is brutally dangerous. On an icy turn you are practically without brakes or ability to steer. Even if you are going slowly , you never know about opposite traffic.Comment
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oh hay mate , found a gig yet ? I have been now off 13 months.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostLet's just make a copy of that...... so you cannot edit it at 5 a.m. when you start to sober up.
Or are you serious?
http://s153139690.websitehome.co.uk/****%20a%20car.jpg
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/310514-...s-sex-with-car
http://www.fastcar.co.uk/04570735435...-with-car.html
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/40452-c...-sex-with-cars
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...r-1562042.html
http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLi...-with-car.aspx
SFW? What do you think? Clue: no way!Comment
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Then let the exhaust cool down and use more lube.Originally posted by newblood View Postit is brutally dangerous.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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