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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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That depends on available resources:Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIf I use Irn Bru as the mixer, which spirit goes with it?
- What do you have in stock?
- How desperate are you?
- Are you sober enough to get to an off licence?
- Are there any off licences open in your neck of the woods?
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I have a goodly selection of spirits and liqueurs in stock.Originally posted by Sysman View PostThat depends on available resources:
- What do you have in stock?
- How desperate are you?
- Are you sober enough to get to an off licence?
- Are there any off licences open in your neck of the woods?
I am not desperate at all - just curious.
I can't be arsed going out in the cold.
The nearest offie is 5 minutes away and never shuts.
I just wanted to know if there were any traditional Irn Bru 'cocktails' such as Irn Bru & Archers (which should go well) or Irn Bru & Southern Comfort (which might be too sweet).My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Let the experiementation begin (and the makings of a really bad hangover!!!)Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI have a goodly selection of spirits and liqueurs in stock.
I am not desperate at all - just curious.
I can't be arsed going out in the cold.
The nearest offie is 5 minutes away and never shuts.
I just wanted to know if there were any traditional Irn Bru 'cocktails' such as Irn Bru & Archers (which should go well) or Irn Bru & Southern Comfort (which might be too sweet).
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Anitfreeze or Ronson lighter fluid, traditionally.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIf I use Irn Bru as the mixer, which spirit goes with it?
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You could watch Withnail and I and do the like for like drinking game?Originally posted by wobbegong View PostAnitfreeze or Ronson lighter fluid, traditionally.

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And get alcohol poisoning this early in the year? No Thanks.Originally posted by norrahe View PostYou could watch Withnail and I and do the like for like drinking game?

Great film BTW.Comment
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