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What are you planning for new year's eve?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Erm ... you are getting the missus pished, then going home for ten pints and a curry?
    I think we need to talk.
    who's he going home to, that's what we need to know......

    Possibly watching re-runs of Nigella with hyperD?
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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      #12
      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
      get a girlfriend and a life


      Well, I got a wife, who ruined my life, and I ended up getting her a new house thanks to nuliebour law plc.

      I think ripping my c*ck off to Nigella is definately cheaper.
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #13
        Originally posted by hyperD View Post


        Well, I got a wife, who ruined my life, and I ended up getting her a new house thanks to nuliebour law plc.

        I think ripping my noddy off to Nigella is definately cheaper.
        I suppose but can't you ask EO around as well, he might need the company?
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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          #14
          Originally posted by norrahe View Post
          I suppose but can't you ask EO around as well, he might need the company?
          you will go over my knee young lady





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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            you will go over my knee young lady






            young

            oooh a

            must turn off that grail shaped beacon
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              #16
              Originally posted by norrahe View Post

              must turn off that grail shaped beacon


              where did I leave that riding crop ?



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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


                where did I leave that riding crop ?




                I'll tell yer missus you're being a bad man
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  I'll tell yer missus you're being a bad man
                  busted

                  ok I'll tell your guy you are being a flirty fisher



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                    #19
                    You are a smutty lot. Anyone want to borrow some spurs?
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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                      #20
                      going out to see the free fireworks on the village green
                      This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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