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Shimano105 replied

31 December 2009, 23:34
Bailing - NYE is overrated anyway.
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RichardCranium replied

31 December 2009, 23:21
It appears I am staying in, drinking real ale, blowing remarkable quantities of luminous green snot out of my nose, trying not to wet myself when I cough, moaning quietly at the pain in my ribs when I sneeze and trying to catch up on eight days' postings on CUK.
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norrahe replied

28 December 2009, 21:34
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

You are a smutty lot. Anyone want to borrow some spurs?

Yeeeeeee-haw ride em cowboy!
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MPwannadecentincome replied

28 December 2009, 21:30
going out to see the free fireworks on the village green
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Zippy replied

28 December 2009, 19:11
You are a smutty lot. Anyone want to borrow some spurs?
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EternalOptimist replied

28 December 2009, 19:07
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

I'll tell yer missus you're being a bad man

busted

ok I'll tell your guy you are being a flirty fisher
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norrahe replied

28 December 2009, 19:04
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

where did I leave that riding crop ?

I'll tell yer missus you're being a bad man
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EternalOptimist replied

28 December 2009, 19:01
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

must turn off that grail shaped beacon

where did I leave that riding crop ?
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norrahe replied

28 December 2009, 18:51
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

you will go over my knee young lady

young

oooh a

must turn off that grail shaped beacon
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EternalOptimist replied

28 December 2009, 18:48
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

I suppose but can't you ask EO around as well, he might need the company?

you will go over my knee young lady
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norrahe replied

28 December 2009, 18:44
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Well, I got a wife, who ruined my life, and I ended up getting her a new house thanks to nuliebour law plc.

I think ripping my noddy off to Nigella is definately cheaper.

I suppose but can't you ask EO around as well, he might need the company?
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hyperD replied

28 December 2009, 18:39
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

get a girlfriend and a life

Well, I got a wife, who ruined my life, and I ended up getting her a new house thanks to nuliebour law plc.

I think ripping my c*ck off to Nigella is definately cheaper.
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norrahe replied

28 December 2009, 18:36
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Erm ... you are getting the missus pished, then going home for ten pints and a curry?
I think we need to talk.

who's he going home to, that's what we need to know......

Possibly watching re-runs of Nigella with hyperD?
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norrahe replied

28 December 2009, 18:34
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

I'm going to watch re-runs of Nigella Lawson's cooking programmes. Yes, I'll learn about how to make some bread, but hopefully in the process I'll have ripped my noddy off.

get a girlfriend and a life
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hyperD replied

28 December 2009, 17:51
I'm going to watch re-runs of Nigella Lawson's cooking programmes. Yes, I'll learn about how to make some bread, but hopefully in the process I'll have ripped my c0ck off.
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