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Oi, Dali, Over 'Ere!

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    #11
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    An accordion becomes a weapon as soon as it's played.
    I have always had the exact same opinion of the bagpipes.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
      I have always had the exact same opinion of the bagpipes.
      I think that was the original purpose
      Me, me, me...

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        #13
        Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
        I think that was the original purpose
        Quite possibly. There's a whisky specialist nearby and when he has a promotional day it's

        Bagpipes at 9 in the morning!

        That's right, bagpipes at 9 on a Saturday morning.

        Bagpipes at 9 on a Saturday morning played by a chap with an extremely limited repertoire.

        Bagpipes at 9 on a Saturday morning played by a chap with an extremely limited repertoire, and it's too early to partake in the whisky tasting.

        It's wise to go out early on those days and not come back until at least lunchtime.
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #14
          Does the absence of any fish in the story help suggest it is not Surrealiam?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #15
            I prefer Magritte...

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