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The Nanny State Warns of Christmas Hazards

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    The Nanny State Warns of Christmas Hazards

    Don't drink and carve this Christmas
    Don't drink and walk
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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    They also commonly see children suffering after poking themselves or others in the eye with new toys, bits of glitter in the eye from cards or craft activities, and dry eyes from sleeping with eyes open after one too many drinks.
    They also commonly see contractors with dry eyes from sleeping with eyes open while pretending to work after one too many drinks.

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    Confusion is a natural state of being

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