Colombian hostages

[shaunbhoy]

He was hard to get target - usually terrorists go for soft targets that can't defend themselves, especially in countries where guns are banned.

Ye Gods, for someone who hasn't worked out that his wedding tackle does more than stir his tea, you seem to imagine yourself to be an expert on hostage taking.
Just how many times have you been held hostage AtW? Do tell!!

[AtW]

Just how many times have you been held hostage AtW?

None, but if I was then, given chance, I'd probably not be waiting for imminent death...

[sasguru]

Ye Gods, for someone who hasn't worked out that his wedding tackle does more than stir his tea,

[sasguru]

you seem to imagine yourself to be an expert on hostage taking.

hostage taking, banking, the economy, war, guns, the legal system etc etc.

[Clippy]

hostage taking, banking, the economy, war, guns, the legal system etc etc.

Don't forget divorce.

[shaunbhoy]

None, but if I was then, given chance, I'd probably not be waiting for imminent death...

No. You'd be blundering off into the jungle without food, fresh water, map, compass, or even the remotest idea where you might be. You said last time.

"Imminent death"

""high-profile hostages, who were seized more than a decade ago""

[Churchill]

No. You'd be blundering off into the jungle without food, fresh water, map, compass, or even the remotest idea where you might be. You said last time.

"Imminent death"

""high-profile hostages, who were seized more than a decade ago""

I liked Belize.

[shaunbhoy]

I liked Belize.

No doubt Churchy. But you can read a map and would be able to survive in jungle terrain.
AtW could not find both cheeks of his backside in the dark, and would in all probability starve to death unless he stumbled across a Pot Noodle tree!!

[Churchill]

No doubt Churchy. But you can read a map and would be able to survive in jungle terrain.
AtW could not find both cheeks of his backside in the dark, and would in all probability starve to death unless he stumbled across a Pot Noodle tree!!

Hmmmmmm, Pot Noodle Tree......

[sasguru]

Churchy...would be able to survive in jungle terrain.

Yes he could gnaw at his chip.