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    #51
    Has anybody ever told her that she looks a little bit like a cat? I once went out with a girl who had biggish ears but not out of the top of her head. For that reason I'm out.....and because I suspect she won't let me and I know my wife won't!
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #52
      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
      I once went out with a girl who had biggish ears
      Handles.

      Q. How does a Frenchman hold his liquor?

      A. By the ears.

      (Makes sense when said out loud.)
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #53
        She's orf out now.

        SY02 looks proper nice.

        Ahem, so does SY012, cough, sorry.

        Look out chaps.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #54
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Oh, ok. She says she has a set of radiator keys.
          Good. At last. She can swap radiator diy related anecdotes with norrahe.

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            #55
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Oh, ok. She says she has a set of radiator keys.
            Does she know anything about roofing?
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #56
              Hi SIL
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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