Reply to: Sister in Law

[Diver]

Hi SIL

[RichardCranium]

Oh, ok. She says she has a set of radiator keys.

Does she know anything about roofing?

[OrangeHopper]

Oh, ok. She says she has a set of radiator keys.

Good. At last. She can swap radiator diy related anecdotes with norrahe.

[suityou01]

She's orf out now.

SY02 looks proper nice.

Ahem, so does SY012, cough, sorry.

Look out chaps.

[RichardCranium]

I once went out with a girl who had biggish ears

Handles.

Q. How does a Frenchman hold his liquor?

A. By the ears.

(Makes sense when said out loud.)

[BoredBloke]

Has anybody ever told her that she looks a little bit like a cat? I once went out with a girl who had biggish ears but not out of the top of her head. For that reason I'm out.....and because I suspect she won't let me and I know my wife won't!

[suityou01]

What about chutney spoons? Does she lick them before putting them back in?

No but she has confessed to playing on line 'Uno' with strangers.

[suityou01]

Oh dear - she's going on about stiff, thick egg whites.

[Zippy]

Sitting here watching Nigella.

Oh dear - she's going on about stiff, thick egg whites.

[suityou01]

It means exactly what it says!

Oh, ok. She says she has a set of radiator keys.

[OrangeHopper]

Neither of us know what that means. I suspect it's rude.

It means exactly what it says!

[suityou01]

What about chutney spoons? Does she lick them before putting them back in?

Sitting here watching Nigella.

[Zippy]

Neither of us know what that means. I suspect it's rude.

I have tried to explain that there is no smuttiness - just trapped air.

[RichardCranium]

Neither of us know what that means. I suspect it's rude.

What about chutney spoons? Does she lick them before putting them back in?

[suityou01]

Does she know how to bleed a radiator?

Neither of us know what that means. I suspect it's rude.