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    My Dad's story:

    He got a knock on the door, opened it and it was the binmen. They stood there, hand held out and say "Binmen".

    My dad held his hand out and said "Parks and Recreation."

    A few seconds silence pass then it dawns on them they've been caught begging at doors by a senior manager in their council - it was a sackable offence.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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