We'll Change Law On Killing Burglars

[minestrone]

Have a hockey stick under the bed and anyone who wants to try and get into the house at night will be brain dead before they leave the building.

[AtW]

Have a hockey stick under the bed and anyone who wants to try and get into the house at night will be brain dead before they leave the building.

That's not humane.

[EternalOptimist]

Have a hockey stick under the bed and anyone who wants to try and get into the house at night will be brain dead before they leave the building.

I hate to draw a parallel between hockey sticks and the brain dead. but.............

[OwlHoot]

.. combatants being equal, who would win ?? jeez, what a question. I guess you would have to go back to the Roman arena to answer that one. They did ocasionally match greek clubmen(hercules) against thracian knifemen. I dont recall how that turned out

I keep a big trident and a weighted net by the bed - Any burglars will be trussed up like turkeys and pronged before they know what hit them.

Another advantage of short swords, and only stabbing 3 inches, is that the sword is easier to pull out of the victim when their muscles clamp round it.

[AtW]

Another advantage of short swords, and only stabbing 3 inches, is that the sword is easier to pull out of the victim when their muscles clamp round it.

[RichardCranium]

AtW,

When you see a burglar in your home on Thursday night, please check whether he has a big red sack.

If so, please do NOT shoot him.

Otherwise lots of little children will be very sad on Friday.

Ta.

[Churchill]

AtW,

When you see a burglar in your home on Thursday night, please check whether he has a big red sack.

If so, please shoot him.

Otherwise lots of little children will be very sad on Friday.

Ta.

FTFY!

Churchill in "NSPCC" mode!

[threaded]

You present some garbage probabilities and pass them as some kind of proof. Most of the time the burglar will be keen to avoid meeting the householder for a start. Chances are that the mates of anyone you did manage to kill would extract justice on you pretty quickly anyway.

I think that in the case where this thread started they did want to meet the householders...

Anyone seen the comedy 'Otis'?

[Diver]

What do you do if you catch a gorgeous bust blond chick robbing your house?

You couldn't really use your fists on her could you?

This is a serious question by the way (Churchill)

[RichardCranium]

What do you do if you catch a gorgeous bust blond chick robbing your house? You couldn't really use your fists on her could you?

I should have thought a spot of fisting would not be high on her list of expected activities.