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<Ding Dong >
"Hi all, sorry I'm late, the snow was a bit troublesome"
<Lugs in a heavy trolley on wheels>
"Right, what we got here then ? Aha, a potential newbie. Good. Fresh young flesh is always much tender. Not like the rest of you hardened and bitter old-timer contractors."
<Opens up trolley, revealing a veritable cornucopia of "implements">
"So, SC cleared eh ? A bit of a security specialist, or privvy to secret information eh ? They're the trickiest ones you know. All this cloak and dagger stuff, secret handshakes, Smiley's People, public school strict discipline....ah...good old DISCIPLINE."
<Passed a drink by RH>
"Thanks RH. Sambuca is it ? Hmm, I'm still recovering after the last time !
Right, where was I ?
Ah yes. These "types" love a bit of discipline. So, where shall we set up ?"
<Reaches in the trolley for the violet wand>Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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BGG!Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post<Ding Dong >
"Hi all, sorry I'm late, the snow was a bit troublesome"
<Lugs in a heavy trolley on wheels>
"Right, what we got here then ? Aha, a potential newbie. Good. Fresh young flesh is always much tender. Not like the rest of you hardened and bitter old-timer contractors."
<Opens up trolley, revealing a veritable cornucopia of "implements">
"So, SC cleared eh ? A bit of a security specialist, or privvy to secret information eh ? They're the trickiest ones you know. All this cloak and dagger stuff, secret handshakes, Smiley's People, public school strict discipline....ah...good old DISCIPLINE."
<Passed a drink by RH>
"Thanks RH. Sambuca is it ? Hmm, I'm still recovering after the last time !
Right, where was I ?
Ah yes. These "types" love a bit of discipline. So, where shall we set up ?"
<Reaches in the trolley for the violet wand>
You really need to seek help
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Help ? What for ?Originally posted by Diver View PostBGG!
You really need to seek help
I have a good club or two of like-minded fellow deviants who can offer all the soft, squishy help I need, tyvm !Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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deviants!!!!!Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostHelp ? What for ?
I have a good club or two of like-minded fellow deviants who can offer all the soft, squishy help I need, tyvm !
Who you calling fellow deviants?????
The cheek of some people
ooopps that budgie is going to be well overdone, better give it to the catComment
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<flicks off plasma and cranes neck so see in the case on wheels>Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post<Ding Dong >
"Hi all, sorry I'm late, the snow was a bit troublesome"
<Lugs in a heavy trolley on wheels>
"Right, what we got here then ? Aha, a potential newbie. Good. Fresh young flesh is always much tender. Not like the rest of you hardened and bitter old-timer contractors."
<Opens up trolley, revealing a veritable cornucopia of "implements">
"So, SC cleared eh ? A bit of a security specialist, or privvy to secret information eh ? They're the trickiest ones you know. All this cloak and dagger stuff, secret handshakes, Smiley's People, public school strict discipline....ah...good old DISCIPLINE."
<Passed a drink by RH>
"Thanks RH. Sambuca is it ? Hmm, I'm still recovering after the last time !
Right, where was I ?
Ah yes. These "types" love a bit of discipline. So, where shall we set up ?"
<Reaches in the trolley for the violet wand>

<zippy pushes past, thus flattening SY01>
Thanks Zips. I'm off for another Grolsch.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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any snackage on that trolley?Comment
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<mumble with mouth full of roast budgie>
Anyone need a drink while I'm up?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Apart from the rubber, leather and metal implements, would KY do you ?Originally posted by norrahe View Postany snackage on that trolley?Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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I'll leave you to it!Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostApart from the rubber, leather and metal implements, would KY do you ?Comment
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