Greatest Contractor Ever

[RichardCranium]

EO was a soldier posted to the remote island of St Kilda, 100 miles off the Scottish coast out into the fierce Atlantic.
His job ? radar technician, keeping the radars going to track the Russkis and the missiles firing off of Benbecula.

Ssshh! We're still not supposed to talk about the Russki-monitoring stations off Scotland. (Despite the BBC inadvertently doing a comedy series set in one without realising they were indeed still active. )

How are those blokes in the Balaclava helmets getting on crawling through the rockery?

[EternalOptimist]

Ssshh! We're still not supposed to talk about the Russki-monitoring stations off Scotland. (Despite the BBC inadvertently doing a comedy series set in one without realising they were indeed still active. )

How are those blokes in the Balaclava helmets getting on crawling through the rockery?

those two blokes ? whew, it was a close one. they wernt after me at all. They got the missus though and cut her into bits and shoved her remains into the freezer in the garage.
but , hey ho. at least Im ok.

[EternalOptimist]

I've just checked the cats. they are ok too. so it could have been a lot worse.

[Diver]

I've just checked the cats. they are ok too. so it could have been a lot worse.

Are you mixing the home-brew with acetone again EO?