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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostNah - I'd rather have a bottle of Veuve Clicquot & spend the rest on shoes.
More shoes?
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Chop her feet off!Originally posted by Churchill View Post
More shoes?
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Just do the toes then, no loss of height, plus she'll be able top get closer to the sinkOriginally posted by Churchill View PostShe's only diddy as it is...
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It's not CMs toes that stop her reaching the sink.Originally posted by DaveB View PostJust do the toes then, no loss of height, plus she'll be able top get closer to the sink
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She's put on some weight thenOriginally posted by Churchill View PostIt's not CMs toes that stop her reaching the sink.
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I think you're in for theOriginally posted by DaveB View PostShe's put on some weight then
mate...
Mind you, depending on how CM read my posts so am I...
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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