Let's see how many sad people we got this year, I am personally off to a party...
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The Official Last Post Of Year 2009 thread
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My MacBook is accurate according to the speaking clock. That means that the CUK server is correct too - yes, I sat here reloading the home page and checking the time at the bottom as the minute rolled overOriginally posted by Numpty View PostWhich I reckon is about 16 seconds slow ...
... I think I might need a new watch.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMy MacBook is accurate according to the speaking clock. That means that the CUK server is correct too - yes, I sat here reloading the home page and checking the time at the bottom as the minute rolled over
Go to the party and get drunk 
I will be going as soon as my %#&#&%$£#+#% #&%$£#+ #&%$£# Wife stops #&%$£#+# about and gets ready
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Is there an atomic clock in da house?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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I will contribute here as I have just sent the timesheet for approval to the clientco.
Do I win?"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Is there an atomic kitten in da houseOriginally posted by Zippy View PostIs there an atomic clock in da house?
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Atomics are against convention....Originally posted by Zippy View PostIs there an atomic clock in da house?Comment
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OK. Conventional weapons only.Originally posted by AtW View PostAtomics are against convention....
Diver - Kerry Katona is not in da house
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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FTFYOriginally posted by Zippy View PostOK. Conventional weapons only.
Diver - Kerry Katona is not on this planet

I'm off to the Paaaaarteeeeee

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I've had a word with my watch and my watch has had a word with the (authorised) atomics at the other end of the radio signal and it has changed its mind.Originally posted by Numpty View Post... I think I might need a new watch.
It now has its knickers in a twist and the digital time <> the anaogue time.
<sigh>
But since the fireworks have begun, I can assure you it is now midnight.
If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.Comment
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