Dear Santa.....

[Moscow Mule]

You still have no taste

In the opinion of a girl...

[norrahe]

In the opinion of a girl...

ah well someone has to have style AND substance

[Moscow Mule]

ah well someone has to have ....substance

What did you buy the GT for then?

[suityou01]

I would like for Christmas this year:

• A 12 month contract at a decent rate
• Regulation of the recruitment industry
• A virulent strain of swine flu to sweep through the political "elite"
• World peace
• 2 Mountaineering holidays
• A warm summer without 40 days continuous rain
• England not to go out on penalties in the world cup

Thanks so much

I would like some paisley slippers.

Thanks

[Zippy]

I would like some paisley slippe
Thanks

Your wish is my command.
(are you sure you don't want some radiator keys?)

[Sysman]

I don't own an Audi though. I wouldn't. Clarkson's actually right about Audis. All the dickheads who drove BMWs have sold them and bought Audis. They're cocks' cars now.

Phew, lucky escape! Got rid of mine a few years ago.