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[BoredBloke]

I can teach you how to tie a bowline knot one handed. Very useful when you have broken an arm falling down the side of a cliff. You need to be prepared.

and quick if you are already falling!

[moorfield]

Due to an IT cockup 18 years ago, I have two different driving licences under two different driver IDs with two different addresses. One is almost up to full points now.


At least that's what I tell the idiots who serve up the kind of bobbins the OP experiences, and they usually believe me too ...

[threaded]

Once upon a time I got stopped for looking too young to drive that kind of car.

Another time got stopped for slowing down because I knew there was a zebra crossing over the crest of the hill and it was school emptying time, so there would be children crossing, which they were.

[mudskipper]

Is it the 'Go Ape' thing? Did that once and it was good fun. Would do it again. The harnesses do most unflattering things to the men - take a camera!

Just been gatsoed for first time - 35 in a 30, so have been offered 'speed awareness' course - which is actually more expensive than the fine, but at least I won't get points...

[scotspine]

'rope adventure course'.

aka playpark for kiddies. come up north and i'll take you ice climbing

[stek]

I got the dreaded double flash at the end of Sheffield Parkway overtaking a nutter who couldn't decide what lane to be in. So I zipped past cut back in front and prayed the second flash didn't get me.

It did, 47mph in a 40.....

They let me off tho, dunno why, maybe the second flash wasn't good enough for court....

"On this occasion we have decided to no action......"

[suityou01]

I am already sick of hearing the men around me talk utter bobbins.

I just love that. Never heard it before, and literally spilled my pint. Off to get a tea towel.

Can I use it? I love baby talk above profanity.

Terms and conditions of use - Some times profanity will only do though. Wurzel will find out when he cuts his skirting with a coping saw.

[MaryPoppins]

Is it the 'Go Ape' thing? Did that once and it was good fun. Would do it again. The harnesses do most unflattering things to the men - take a camera!

Just been gatsoed for first time - 35 in a 30, so have been offered 'speed awareness' course - which is actually more expensive than the fine, but at least I won't get points...

Nah. A similar sort of thing though. Do the course, bet it's hilarious.

[MaryPoppins]

I just love that. Never heard it before, and literally spilled my pint. Off to get a tea towel.

Can I use it? I love baby talk above profanity.

Terms and conditions of use - Some times profanity will only do though. Wurzel will find out when he cuts his skirting with a coping saw.

I always use that word when profanity isn't an option. Take it, it's yours.

[suityou01]

I always use that word when profanity isn't an option. Take it, it's yours.

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