Office Bullsh...

[BlackenedBiker]

I did one of those once when I worked for CSC and knew no better!
hated every minute of it, I'm a nail varnish wearing, mini bar loving kind of a women who really does not suffer fools gladly...

Yeah - good point - what the heck AM I doing on here

Please stay, otherwise it is just me and SASgurus 250 sockies

[TheFaQQer]

Are you a contractor? Tell them you have insurance issues with it and so can't attend.

Better yet - tell them that you've spoken to the insurance people and you can go, but it will cost the client an additional £1500.

Might as well try and get some good out of it

[Pogle]

Please stay, otherwise it is just me and SASgurus 250 sockies

Seeing as you asked so nicely, I will

[norrahe]

I'm working with a few contractors who talk and think like permies. The permies are mindless idiots.

The IT department is blindly following process for process sake and it's like the dark ages with all the legacy systems.

but hey, I'm outta here next week

[MaryPoppins]

I'm having Lara Croft visions

Er, yeah, that's me. Busted.

Insurance issues, that's a good idea.

[MaryPoppins]

I'm working with a few contractors who talk and think like permies. The permies are mindless idiots.

The IT department is blindly following process for process sake and it's like the dark ages with all the legacy systems.

but hey, I'm outta here next week

Boo, but yay. Are you on the bench then or do you have something lined up after xmas?

[DimPrawn]

Er, yeah, that's me. Busted.

Insurance issues, that's a good idea.

Tell them you have a spinal injury from years back and your doctor advised against it, but can you have their public liability insurance details just in case.

[norrahe]

Boo, but yay. Are you on the bench then or do you have something lined up after xmas?

have an interview lined up for sometime this week and aslo having a chat with someone else later this week about other possibilites.

If they don't pan out, some bench time/holidays.

i'm not too worried about it as i've been contacted by someone whom i worked with previously about possibilities at their client, they can't start doing anything about it till the new year.

If it all goes to pot there's warchest 1 and warchest 2

[OrangeHopper]

I can teach you how to tie a bowline knot one handed. Very useful when you have broken an arm falling down the side of a cliff. You need to be prepared.

[BoredBloke]

I got caught racing down the hard shoulder of the M602. I got let off because I'm Alex Ferguson and I had the tulips!