Don't die a virgin, or you'll have thousands of martyrs shagging the tulip out of you for all eternity.
AtW are you listening?
AtW are you listening?
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Here lies old EO
Not so E , 'caus he had to go
and leave behind you 10 carat men
to become a 2 cauliflower gem
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Cremated then mixed up with some ground bait and fed to the fish.Comment
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When I pop my clogs I want planting along with an apple tree. As I decompose I'll feed the tree and in so doing be part of all the apples that tree produces.
As for the endless virgins from earlier, you have to wonder why they are dead and still a virgin. I can think of 2 of the most probable possibilities.
1 - they were mingers and couldn't get a shag while alive
2 - they died as kids and I not into shagging kids - especially dead ones!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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I want to die at 100 and it to come as such a shock my wife has to leave college
And then I want to be cremated and spread on Bondai Beach (Still getting into girls pants even after death)
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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