Are these same people going to issue fines to those who spit chewing gum onto the floor or dog walkers who let their dog sh1t on the path and not clean it up or is it just smokers?
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Where in the UK has the highest concentration of smokers?
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostAre these same people going to issue fines to those who spit chewing gum onto the floor or dog walkers who let their dog tulip on the path and not clean it up or is it just smokers?
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£80? Southern puffters.
£2,500
And oop North, they add costs making it more like £380:
Vicky Adnan, of Glensdale Road, Leeds, was fined £50 for dropping a cigarette butt and ordered to pay court costs of £331.28
Israr Aussain, of Spencer Street, Keighley, was fined £50 for dropping a cigarette butt and ordered to pay court costs of £370.90
Nicholas Bailey, of Alderton Heights, Leeds was fined £50 for dropping a cigarette butt from a car and ordered to pay court costs of £341.28
Mark Duffy, of Cross Green Crescent, Leeds, was fined £50 for dropping a cigarette butt and ordered to pay court costs of £335.86
Paul Hollings, of Heath Crescent, Leeds, was fined £50 for dropping a cigarette butt from a car and ordered to pay court costs of £331.28
Ifran Khan, of Parkside Parade, Leeds, was fined £50 for dropping a cigarette butt and ordered to pay court costs of £331.28
Tatem Bould, of Cottingley Gardens, Leeds, was fined £50 for flytipping household waste on a public footpath on Cottingley Approach and ordered to pay court costs of £100;
Grace Lovet, of Brompton Row, Leeds, was fined £50 for fly tipping black bags of household waste on the corner of Brompton Row and ordered to pay court costs of £100;
John Sweeney, of Mead View, Holmewood, Bradford was fined £50 for not having a waste carriers licence and illegally transporting waste and ordered to pay costs of £200.Last edited by RichardCranium; 2 December 2009, 12:34.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostExactly the place where such enforcement wouldn't be possible, as the local chavs tell the officer to go forth and multiply.
No, the enforcers will be looking for wealthy tourists and besuited Londoners to 'nick'Comment
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ArbroathFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
I travel to Paris now and again; and you'll notice how people there smoke with impunity and good on them I say. So expressive the Parisians.
However there's no need for such enforcement like this topic because the Parisians respect the city and don't drop litter like the brits. People in the UK just don't give a sheet, it's sad really.
I'm always embarrassed when I visit other European cities and I see how clean the streets are."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostGood news.
I travel to Paris now and again; and you'll notice how people there smoke with impunity and good on them I say. So expressive the Parisians.
However there's no need for such enforcement like this topic because the Parisians respect the city and don't drop litter like the brits. People in the UK just don't give a sheet, it's sad really.
I'm always embarrassed when I visit other European cities and I see how clean the streets are.Comment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostHowever there's no need for such enforcement like this topic because the Parisians respect the city and don't drop litter like the brits. People in the UK just don't give a sheet, it's sad really.Coffee's for closersComment
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What will the job title be for these new enforcement officers ?
Butt-Police ?
Fag Stoppers ?
I want to know
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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