Well done - what are you going to be doing down there?
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Geeky stuff...Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostWell done - what are you going to be doing down there?
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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celebratory drinks are on you on Friday
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Congratulations!! Yay.
Only fair you buy CM a new pair of shoes or a nice bag with your first wodge.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Or a new (porn-free) laptop!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCongratulations!! Yay.
Only fair you buy CM a new pair of shoes or a nice bag with your first wodge.
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Ftfy...Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCongratulations!! Yay.
Only fair you buy CM a new pair of shoes or a nice big engagement ring with your first wodge.
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Ahem!!!Originally posted by Churchill View PostFtfy...

Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Witawoo! An engagement ring!!Originally posted by Churchill View PostFtfy...
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Congrats and welcome to sunny Swindon.Originally posted by Churchill View PostSunny Swindon!
Always remember the best view of Swindon is the rear view mirror.Beer
is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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