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    #11
    Originally posted by cojak
    I'll have to divide my time between you and Chico...

    What is it with you Christians, eh? (hmmm...)
    Im a Satinduist actually.

    Its a cult which Ive created which fuses the best elements of Satanism and Hinduism with some slick PR.

    Its all about having a great time and doing everything you like, as long as you dont harm anybody else (unless nobody is looking of course)

    Would that perhaps be of interest to your good self Cojak, or would you prefer to spend eternity in a Church singing hymns perhaps ?

    Better the Devil you know ...Join The Satinduists (c)

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      #12
      Oh no, Satinduism is my kind of religion.

      I might skip the goat and elephant initiation ceremony though, if that's all right with you...
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #13
        Originally posted by cojak
        Oh no, Satinduism is my kind of religion.

        I might skip the goat and elephant initiation ceremony though, if that's all right with you...
        Bit old hat now the initiation rights,so yep,we can skip that.

        I had you earmarked for flower arranging and the advanced Hedonism section.

        More to your taste perhaps ?

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          #14
          Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
          Bit old hat now the initiation rights,so yep,we can skip that.

          I had you earmarked for flower arranging and the advanced Hedonism section.

          More to your taste perhaps ?
          Does she get free lollypops and the chance to wear her heels?

          Spod - In "Of to touch meself...ooops, too late" mode!

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