Feminism in practice

[threaded]

You never heard any complaints from Mrs Aristotle did you ? No, they knew which side their bread was buttered those ancient Greek birds.
This conversation was recently translated from an ancient tablet -

Mrs Aristotle - 'Eee lass, you should have seen him last night. Hard as solid petra he was, like a acropolis he was, like a blooming Corinthian column. Had me over the bath he did, poor old Diogenes didnt know where to put his face.
Mrs Plato - 'ooo, sounds great. Thank the Gods we have lusty men to tell us our venal desires'
Mrs Socrates - 'Go men go yay. Tell us what to do'

Sappho wanders up - 'Hey girls. I gave this hoplite the finger this morning as I passed him in my chariot. Girly power eh ?'

sounds of screaming as the good ladies of Athens chuck Sappho over the cliffs into the sea.

Would that by Aristotle's first or second wife?

[RichardCranium]

I was tempted next time to let it bang in her face, but I'm not that vindictive.

The ambiguity in that has been bothering me for over an hour.

[EternalOptimist]

The ambiguity in that has been bothering me for over an hour.

sometimes the willpower required not to post would be enough to bend a couple of dozen spoons into paperclips

[threaded]

The ambiguity in that has been bothering me for over an hour.

The others are still pot-noodling.

[singhr]

Held a door open for a woman, she gave me some verbal. When she'd finished I said "I hold doors open for men as well, you sexist prat".

I once worked for a well known company who had a pre-op transexual working there. He couldn't stop himself from opening doors for ladies, which was quite charming but he never had the favour returned by the blokes. Not sure where I am going witrh this so I'll stop and nip over to the we hate Diestl thred and see how that is coming on.

[NotAllThere]

We only do it to see your boobs wobble.

So why did the rather attractive women just now hold the door open for me when I was still four or five yards from the door. No-one wants to see my boobs wobble.

[gingerjedi]

So why did the rather attractive women just now hold the door open for me when I was still four or five yards from the door. No-one wants to see my boobs wobble.

Because she's naive enough to think we do it to be polite?

If women knew what went on in mens minds they wouldn't come anywhere near us.

[EternalOptimist]

If women knew what went on in mens minds they wouldn't come anywhere near us.

gingerjedi is right

how about this from The Final Cut-

And if I show you my dark side
will you still hold me tonight
and if I open my heart to you
and show you my weak side
what would you do

[EternalOptimist]

Sell the story to Rolling Stone.

Whaddya expect?

There's money to be made.

yeah, ok

but what about the kids ?
would you leave me alone ?

[NotAllThere]

Final cut. Music to slit your wrists to. ( Hence the name, presumably ).