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    #1

    I've just realised...

    I've now spent seven and a half years of my life reading the complete tosh that makes up this board.

    Why?

    Oh, and tomorrow is the second anniversary of my one and only ban (that Ferret is a C**** T***!).

    Are we having some kind of award ceremony to remember the passing of the Noughties on here? We could have stuff like..

    Twunt Passim
    Twunt Current
    Forum Idiot of the Decade
    Handbag post of the decade
    Those who have fallen

    etc etc
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    I have just realised .....

    .... that my post count clocked 4,000 today and no bans.

    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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      #3
      I've just realised that my 2 year old has more money than me.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        I've just realised that my 2 year old has more money than me.
        Don't knock it, you're lucky. You have him.




        He only has you.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Alf W View Post
          Oh, and tomorrow is the second anniversary of my one and only ban (that Ferret is a C**** T***!).
          I missed celebrating mine

          27th October 2007. Must put it in the calendar for next year.
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            #6
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Don't knock it, you're lucky. You have him.




            He only has you.
            Her & She

            ...oh god that means of got to pay for a wedding.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              Her
              I duly consider myself pwnd by your daughter's daddy.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                I duly consider myself pwnd by your daughter's daddy.
                That's not my kid in the avatar, I found that one.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                  I have just realised .....

                  .... that my post count clocked 4,000 today and no bans.

                  Seems like I've been posting since the Seige of Ladysmith, and my count is still below a measly 3000.

                  I guess my motto should be pauca sed matura
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    I've just realised that my 2 year old has more money than me.
                    It's depressing, isn't it?
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