Would you lie to me baby

[realityhack]

Arsebiscuits.

I didn't take a look at the poll results before voting and now look - I'm all alone with HAB in the 'bend' the truth camp, as it were.

Sigh.

Someone pass me the vaseline, please.

[EternalOptimist]

I wanted to vote

'I would lie like a turd in a bucket' but it wasn't an option

[Zippy]

Arsebiscuits.

I didn't take a look at the poll results before voting and now look - I'm all alone with HAB in the 'bend' the truth camp, as it were.

Sigh.

Someone pass me the vaseline, please.

I voted sensibly too

[realityhack]

Excellent - thanks for the sympathy votes Zip and Chef. <pushes chef towards HAB, uses Zip as a human shield>

[Churchill]

I wanted to vote

'I would lie like a turd in a bucket' but it wasn't an option

We've already assessed your technical ability...

[HairyArsedBloke]

Excellent - thanks for the sympathy votes Zip and Chef. <pushes chef towards HAB, uses Zip as a human shield>

Come here, sonny, and assume the position!