Not Nice, but my mum is in the market for a new cat as she tumble dried hers to death last week. She was really upset as she had to do the washing all over again!
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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A dogs not just for christmas.... if you carve it thin enough you'll cover boxing day aswell.Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostNot Nice, but my mum is in the market for a new cat as she tumble dried hers to death last week. She was really upset as she had to do the washing all over again!
Dont bury it in the garden, the foxes will dig it up - zeity(\__/)
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Originally posted by bandit_legs View Postthinking bout buying a dog / pup for the missus.
any advice ?
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This is an IT forum right ?
So, think like one, and get a Sony Aibo. You can still get them if you know where to look.
1. No mess, no crap, no hassle.
2. Turn it off when you want.
3. It won't chew the furnishings.
4. You won't be subjecting a animal to human cruelty by incarceration for your own selfish ends.
5. You can mod them.
6. It barks, makes noises, and wags it tail in a cute way, and it will love you, if that's what your ego demands.
7. It won't hump your leg.
8. It doesn't fart, eat it's own muck and then lick your face.
9. It's probably more intelligent than the average dog anyway.
10. It knows tricks already. No need to teach it.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostThis is an IT forum right ?
So, think like one, and get a cat
FTFYI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostFTFY :So, think like one, and get a cyber catOf all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by Pogle View Postwe have 2 rescued Guinea pigs and 2 rescued moggies -all are fine and dandy.
Yes, I did say hamster. And it was rescued. From some numpties who thought it would make a good pet for a new baby. It bit the baby. My brother was there; he prevented them from stamping on the hamster and took it in while he found a good home for it. He failed to find one, so I got it.
Said hamster chewed a trench in my VERY expensive salopettes.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostThis is an IT forum right ?
So, think like one, and get a Sony Aibo. You can still get them if you know where to look.
1. No mess, no crap, no hassle.
2. Turn it off when you want.
3. It won't chew the furnishings.
4. You won't be subjecting a animal to human cruelty by incarceration for your own selfish ends.
5. You can mod them.
6. It barks, makes noises, and wags it tail in a cute way, and it will love you, if that's what your ego demands.
7. It won't hump your leg.
8. It doesn't fart, eat it's own muck and then lick your face.
9. It's probably more intelligent than the average dog anyway.
10. It knows tricks already. No need to teach it.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by bandit_legs View Postthinking bout buying a dog / pup for the missus.
any advice ?
I have one of these called Pongo
Quality dog.Comment
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