Cor blimey guv...

[Clippy]

Cockney cash machine

[Zippy]

Would you Adam and Eve it?

[gingerjedi]

I thought proper cock-a-knee missed off the actual rhyming bit?

[EternalOptimist]

Balance on screen = 'Your avin a larff incha'

[Alf W]

I like the idea that there could be a Scouse ATM that knows you are away from home so phones its scally mates to go round and rob your house.

[EternalOptimist]

I like the idea that there could be a Scouse ATM that knows you are away from home so phones its scally mates to go round and rob your house.

1 'Alrite der'
2 'Insert lebanese loop'
3 'Check der is none luckin over yer showlder'
4 'Put yer bally clava on'
5 'walk nonchly to the pub'
6 'come back at 3 , remove loop'
7 'ta like'

[realityhack]

Or, they could amend the ATMs in the City...


Please have your butler insert your card.

Balance: Perfectly adequate, thank you.

Minimum withdrawal: £1000.

Would one care to change one's PIN?

etc

[George Parr]

The cockney language was included in the original Barclays ATM code but was switched off shortly after its launch in 1967.

linky

[Tingles]

Ahhh Reg - takes me back....

I grew up in Enfield and at the local cinema he used to advertise for his daughter's take away pizza place - ya know, only 15minutes from this cinema - in the 70's / early 80s.

God I'm old.

[George Parr]

Ahhh Reg - takes me back....

I grew up in Enfield and at the local cinema he used to advertise for his daughter's take away pizza place - ya know, only 15minutes from this cinema - in the 70's / early 80s.

God I'm old.

When I looked him up earlier I couldn't belive he was born in 1916. I remember watching him as a lad in On The Buses, he must have been in his mid fifties then but his character still went after the 'birds' like a 20 year old!