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First Date. Terrible. Sigh.
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Yup, hopefully not silly.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I've generally gone out with geeks so I'm probaly not qualified to comment much.
The one that captured my heart writes songs and plays the guitar
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Nowt wrong with a geek!Originally posted by Zippy View PostI've generally gone out with geeks so I'm probaly not qualified to comment much.
The one that captured my heart writes songs and plays the guitar
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNowt wrong with a geek!
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I think I know that guy.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
He insists I sit on the sofa "come on, get comfy!" while he actually does go and get an acoustic guitar. My heart sinks as he then stands directly in front of me, one leg up on the sofa (affording me a very uncomfortable view).
He begins to play a ropey version of some Oasis song, while I squirm and wish I was at home in my jimmers.Numbly tolerating the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity for all.Comment
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and reader I married himOriginally posted by Zippy View PostI've generally gone out with geeks so I'm probaly not qualified to comment much.
The one that captured my heart writes songs and plays the guitar
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Ahhhh.Originally posted by Pogle View Postand reader I married him
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I should think so too.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostJudging by his miffed text message, I think I was in the minority of females who have not been seduced by this piffle.
What were you thinking? How could you have been so rude to such a catch?
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI've generally gone out with geeks so I'm probaly not qualified to comment much.
The one that captured my heart writes songs and plays the guitar
Eh?Originally posted by Pogle View Postand reader I married him

So Zippy is in love with a guitar playing man who is married to Pogle?
When did this forum become a trashy romance novel?Comment
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Erm ... I don't think he's Pogle's hubby. Double points if he is though - communting between London and Manchester is quite toughOriginally posted by Gonzo View PostEh?
So Zippy is in love with a guitar playing man who is married to Pogle?
When did this forum become a trashy romance novel?
What about house prices and immigration anyway?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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