Im thinking of downgrading some aspects of my CV as everyone wants me to be either a manager or a 'consultant'..... i.e. galavanting all over the shop while the company makes a mint out of you. No, ta.
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Originally posted by DimPrawnWell done that man!
SAP, SAP, SAP I tell you!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Joe BlackSelf-taught with a six week intensive course which cost £6500. All to learn a system which no-one uses.
SAP, SAP, SAP I tell you!!!!!!
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Jobserve, contract only, last 7 days, SAP, 1286 contracts.
Yep, the guy was an arse.
SAP it is.Comment
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As a very young WC2 - Out of college - Could not get any IT work - So I got a job in a Postroom - For 2 bloody years tried to get a start - No experience - No Job.
So I got a little creative with my CV and got an interview for a Novell sysadmin job - Read a book the night before - Got the job - Fake reference from a colleague who backed up my story of all the experience.
It was for a bank - Don't really know how I pulled it off.Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawnJobserve, contract only, last 7 days, .NET, 600 contracts.
Jobserve, contract only, last 7 days, SAP, 1286 contracts.
Yep, the guy was an arse.
SAP it is.Comment
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Originally posted by expatDoes £6500 get you a course that then gets you the SAP contracts?
Don't know what the going rate for ABAP is, The last time I looked as about 600 p/dThrow them to the lions - WC2 5.4Comment
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Is there anyone who has never told a few porkies on their CV in order to enhance their prospects of winning the contract?I'm Spartacus.Comment
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Originally posted by SpartacusIs there anyone who has never told a few porkies on their CV in order to enhance their prospects of winning the contract?
Me an Bill Gates were only talking about this yesterdayComment
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