Ouija Board

[Bwana]

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[RichardCranium]

Do you believe in God? Sincerely believe? Well, if you know your scriptures then you should be aware that anything that comes out of the Ouija board is the work of the Devil and should be left well alone.

Do you believe in ghosts? Sincerely believe? Well, if you do, why hasn't anyone come back and told us something convincing yet?

If you do not believe in God or ghosts, then WTF makes you think this mumbo-jumbo heap of made up spiritual bollocks does anything whatsoever?

[EternalOptimist]

This is a serious subject that is, unfortunately, taken lightly by some sceptics.
My maternal grandmother passed over to the other side two years ago and I felt a very powerful urge to contact her mien.

I used the ouiga and she spoke clearly to me. 'Avoid vista, go straight for W7'

I still havn't unravelled her meaning, but I just know it's significant

[Zippy]

EO - she told me there is something important behind the sofa.

[EternalOptimist]

EO - she told me there is something important behind the sofa.

spooky as heck.

whose sofa ?

[Zippy]

spooky as heck.

whose sofa ?

Hang on ....... sofa love, yes .... black it was .... no she's telling me it's a three seater.

[RichardCranium]

This is a serious subject that is, unfortunately, taken lightly by some sceptics.
My maternal grandmother passed over to the other side two years ago and I felt a very powerful urge to contact her mien.

I used the ouiga and she spoke clearly to me. 'Avoid vista, go straight for W7'

That proves it is either dangerous or bollocks.

If that was an all-knowing spirit from the other side it would have recommended Linux or a Mac.

[EternalOptimist]

Hang on ....... sofa love, yes .... black it was .... no she's telling me it's a three seater.

zippy,
just get behind this sofa with me , so I can feel the , er... presence.

and er... dont worry about that, its just a little bit of ectoplasm


<heavy breathing>

[Bwana]

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[EternalOptimist]

That proves it is either dangerous or bollocks.

If that was an all-knowing spirit from the other side it would have recommended Linux or a Mac.

Of course I asked her that. the cup sped around the board. it sped backwards, it sped forwards.
it sped sideways.
it leapt up, it vibrated.

She wanted more than one mac. She wanted them left at the cemetary.

JEEZ. she wanted Max ByGraves.