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takes 3Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postdont post while you are doing drugs. please.

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<Basil Fawlty voice>Originally posted by stillooking View Posttakes 3
he's really lost it this time
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dunno, we have a chap who wants us to stop posting nonsense, so serious people can post and get adviceOriginally posted by Xenophon View PostWhat the CUK is going on here?
then he starts posting double-nonsense
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Please share on Google docs.Originally posted by Pondlife View Postdouble clicks on dimprawnsockies.xls
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