I am a Non-Entity get me out of here

[EternalOptimist]

Who would you like to send to the jungle, and what trials would you subject them to ?

[DimPrawn]

sasguru. He'd have to fight his way out of a damp paper bag to win the trial.

[Moose423956]

Who would you like to send to the jungle, and what trials would you subject them to ?

Tony Bliar, I'd like to see if he could spin his way out of the stomach of a 40-foot anaconda.

[Zippy]

I'd like to send the two guys that present Masterchef. The trial would be an eating challenge.

[EternalOptimist]

tv commentary - camera 1 zooms in to the presenter DECedANT.

'Hi and welcome to the first bush tucker trial. SasGuru has been chosen by the British public to fight his way out of a paper bag. Every second less than 20 wins one star and a meal for the camp.
If he fails, or shouts 'I am a non-entity get me outta here' he can take back a book on statistics and make a meal out of that instead'


camera 2 zooms in on Sas looking nervously at a wet paper bag.

[cailin maith]

I'd like to send the two guys that present Masterchef. The trial would be an eating challenge.

Ah no - I like the baldy one - he's always nice. The gimpy Australian fella could go though.

Oh and Nicky Campbell too - I can't watch the One Show this week cos his gimpy mush is on it

[BrilloPad]

Who would you like to send to the jungle, and what trials would you subject them to ?

Atw. Task : to keep his word.

[hyperD]

Katie Price. See if she can keep her legs and her fat gob shut at the same time.