Originally posted by Clippy
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What will happen when the current V shaped recovery collapses?
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'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
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It's going to be a V shaped recovery. Followed by another V shaped recovery. It certainly won't be a W shaped recovery.Comment
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You know the world has gone mad when people are queuing up overnight to buy the latest pair of shoes!
Oh well, good traing for when they have to start doing this for a loaf of bread.Comment
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Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostWatch the south park episode where stan puts his money in the bank ... it explains it all ...Comment
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Nope but today I watched the one where Cartman got aids.
"Are you sure?"
"I'm HIV positive"Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by tenpin View PostYou got an episode/series number for that? Ta...
Bank Clerk: How can I help you, young man?
Stan Marsh: I got a hundred-dollar check from my grandma and my dad said I need to put it in the bank so it can grow over the years.
Bank Clerk: Well that's fantastic. A really smart decision, young man. We can put that check in a money market mutual fund, then we'll re-invest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest aaaand it's gone
Even better one from the current series: where the japs are killing all the whales ...Comment
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Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostSeason 13, Episode 3
Bank Clerk: How can I help you, young man?
Stan Marsh: I got a hundred-dollar check from my grandma and my dad said I need to put it in the bank so it can grow over the years.
Bank Clerk: Well that's fantastic. A really smart decision, young man. We can put that check in a money market mutual fund, then we'll re-invest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest aaaand it's gone
Even better one from the current series: where the japs are killing all the whales ...
I love South Park. Consistently on the money. Been catching up/re-watching during the train commute, watched "Smug" this morning about the hybrid cars (I have a lot of catching up to do).Comment
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So when the US $ booms and all the current carry trade unwinds and all the stock markets and commodities crash, will the US government print another trillion and add to their insurmountable debt or let it just fail?
That's what I'd like to know.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostSo when the US $ booms and all the current carry trade unwinds and all the stock markets and commodities crash, will the US government print another trillion and add to their insurmountable debt or let it just fail?
That's what I'd like to know.'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostSo when the US $ booms and all the current carry trade unwinds and all the stock markets and commodities crash, will the US government print another trillion and add to their insurmountable debt or let it just fail?
That's what I'd like to know.Comment
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