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What would you tell your 16yo self?

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    #31
    You are about to date one of your best friends - don't.
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
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      #32
      pot noodling will screw your eyesight

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        #33
        By shares in every internet company that you can afford, sell up 10 years later.

        Reinvest it into housing, repeat.

        And FFS, don't worry about shagging too many burds, there'll come a day when the supply dries up!!
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          #34
          Originally posted by snaw View Post
          And FFS, don't worry about shagging too many burds, there'll come a day when the supply dries up!!
          Numerically?

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            #35
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            Numerically?
            So far ...
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

            Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

            That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

            Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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              #36
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              What would you tell your 16yo self?

              Have you finished with that with a Pot Noodle?
              FTFY
              The vegetarian option.

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                #37
                Don't get into I.T. and therefore be a loser in life.

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                  #38
                  it gets better, honestly
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    #39
                    ....the Wednesday after your 19th birthday, someone called Jeff, who you don't know yet, will offer you a lift home from the UMIST game. If you don't want to find out the hard way that you are not indestructible - get a cab.
                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
                      ....the Wednesday after your 19th birthday, someone called Jeff, who you don't know yet, will offer you a lift home from the UMIST game. If you don't want to find out the hard way that you are not indestructible - get a cab.

                      Hold up....

                      There's a novel in there....

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