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What would you tell your 16yo self?
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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By shares in every internet company that you can afford, sell up 10 years later.
Reinvest it into housing, repeat.
And FFS, don't worry about shagging too many burds, there'll come a day when the supply dries up!!Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Originally posted by snaw View PostAnd FFS, don't worry about shagging too many burds, there'll come a day when the supply dries up!!Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostNumerically?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhat would you tell your 16yo self?
Have you finished with that with a Pot Noodle?Comment
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it gets better, honestlyComment
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....the Wednesday after your 19th birthday, someone called Jeff, who you don't know yet, will offer you a lift home from the UMIST game. If you don't want to find out the hard way that you are not indestructible - get a cab.Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post....the Wednesday after your 19th birthday, someone called Jeff, who you don't know yet, will offer you a lift home from the UMIST game. If you don't want to find out the hard way that you are not indestructible - get a cab.
Hold up....
There's a novel in there....Comment
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