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    #11
    Dear Santa.

    Can you make my gf give me a blow job every now and again.

    Thx.

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      #12
      Originally posted by bodnobal View Post
      Dear Santa.

      Can you make my bf give me a blow job every now and again.

      Thx.
      real classy
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        In view of the credit crunch, all Christmas presents are cancelled this year.

        Except for investment bankers, who are doing God's work.
        'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
        Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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          #14
          A contract nearer home as I'm fed up of 8+ years in hotels and want to be able to go to the boozer after work for a jar or 2 and put my feet up with a home cooked meal.

          BTW, I already have a Wii with Wii sports and Rock Band and I thought the Wii was already HD
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            I have been a good boy this year. Please please please can I have the following for Christmas

            Nintendo Wii with Wii FIT.
            Pair of 44'' waist 32'' long, hand knitted hipsters. Turqoise.

            SY01
            Sorted that out for you

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