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A noise annoys a neighbour (or two).

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    #21
    How come they were doing it all night. Half an hour is more than enough for me.

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      #22
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      However I am afflicted, sometimes, by the dread post orgasm headache.



      Doesn't stop me though.
      Whats this ? you make it sound like a common problem, whats it all about ??



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        #23
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        However I am afflicted, sometimes, by the dread post orgasm headache.
        My sympathies; I've only suffered it once and it was truly dreadful. My head was still a bit numb after a night's sleep.

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          #24
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Apparently caused by the change in blood pressure.

          Happens to me sometimes.

          Pretty unpleasant when it does, but that ain't gonna stop me...

          The "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh" bit later on is a bit disturbing.
          I thought it was caused by a lack of oxygen durring cunnilinigus.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #25
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            That particular lady could howl for Britain.

            Fortunately ASBOs hadn't been invented then, and the next door semi was empty.
            ditto.
            The first wife was a loud moaner during s*x.
            When are you going to get a job ? That back lawn needs mowing, the cupboard door is hanging off its hinges



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              #26
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Apparently caused by the change in blood pressure.

              Happens to me sometimes.

              Pretty unpleasant when it does, but that ain't gonna stop me...

              The "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh" bit later on is a bit disturbing.
              Yeah same here, having an extra 2 pints of blood suddenly back in the system can cause havoc.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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