Fire warnings over drunk cooking

[KentPhilip]

I have problems forgetting things when I'm sober.

That's the easy bit for me.
For me the trouble is remembering things

[TinTrump]

Slightly off-topic but reminds me of a lad I met at a wedding. Story goes when they were at university in Scotland, after a heavy session one winter, the guys stayed overnight at my mate's house. All very drunk, this one lad took his shirt off and fell asleep against a cold radiator. Heating came on in the small hours and the lad awoke to find himself stuck to it. Ambulance crew had to peel him off. Ghastly.

[BrilloPad]

I once owned a house where the tenant had a chip pan fire. Took 8 weeks to repair the damage.

[alreadypacked]

The Really Dangerous Ones are the makers of chips at 3 a.m.

I remember a woman at a place I worked trying that trick who was amazingly lucky to get out of it alive.

I think this is a big problem in Scotland, they even tried to stop shops selling normal chip pans. Tried to get people to buy eletric ones, that don't over heat.