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[Churchill]

My best mate is a Dr by way of a Chemistry PhD, and the wives cousin is one by way of some other PhD - both use the title Dr.

My Uncle is a Dr. of History due to his PHD - His philosophy is "I earned the title I'm going to bloody use it!". Fair play to him I say.

[minestrone]

My Uncle is a Dr. of History due to his PHD - His philosophy is "I earned the title I'm going to bloody use it!". Fair play to him I say.

How can you have an exclamation mark on a philosophy?

The gf does not use her title of doctor as she says you just get pestered on flights, the precursor to "is there a doctor on the flight" is the crew looking down the list and checking the titles.

Great uncle lurch will be one of the first picked out and will advise the crew the traveler has an acute case of "not knowing who the Norman Conks were" while the patient is in their death throws from a pulmonary edema.

So who were you chatered by churchill?

[Sockpuppet]

My Uncle is a Dr. of History due to his PHD - His philosophy is "I earned the title I'm going to bloody use it!". Fair play to him I say.

My sister has a similar philosophy with her car. I've paid for these bumpers so I'll use them.

[centurian]

My sister has a similar philosophy with her car. I've paid for these bumpers so I'll use them.

Didn't Dennis Healey say that going begging to the IMF shouldn't be viewed in a bad light - after all we had paid for IMF membership

[SorenLorensen]

Job titles...who gives a ****, really?

[Numpty]

Project Manager.

That one is reserved only for the most special of numpties.

Oi!

its only a numpty doctorate or from a numpty college.

Oi! and thrice Oi!