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The Bermuda Triangle

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    #21
    I've just seen one of those hot air balloon type fireworks heading towards the Heathrow flight path. It did look like a UFO at first ...
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      #22
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      I've just seen one of those hot air balloon type fireworks heading towards the Heathrow flight path. It did look like a UFO at first ...
      Fired off a few last night, talk in the village about strange lights and UFO's
      Me, me, me...

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        #23
        Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
        Fired off a few last night, talk in the village about strange lights and UFO's
        It's at times like those where I really wish I'd been smoking something

        Could you pop out tonight and make a crop circle?
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          #24
          I hoped and prayed that the terms Bermuda, and triangle we used in some kind of sexual induendo relating to bikinis. Sadly disapointed to read this is a reasonably on topic debate about the actual Bermuda triangle.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #25
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Is that Doggie nicking your make-up again?
            All the wrong words keep leaping out at me.

            Could this be .........


            the start of the male menopause?

            It's always about me. I geddit
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #26
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

              the start of the male menopause?

              It's always about me. I geddit
              A fresh faced young lad like you - nonsense! It's probably all that tarmac leering at you through your windscreen.
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                #27
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                A fresh faced young lad like you - nonsense! It's probably all that tarmac leering at you through your windscreen.
                It does leer at you, you know. And the rumble strips keep waking me.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  I hoped and prayed that the terms Bermuda, and triangle we used in some kind of sexual induendo relating to bikinis.
                  Happy to oblige.

                  Sorry about the last one being clean.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    Happy to oblige.

                    Sorry about the last one being clean.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Could you pop out tonight and make a crop circle?
                      Done!

                      Don't think it's traditional to make one with petrol and a box of matches though
                      Me, me, me...

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