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    #11
    A few pints of Wychwood's finest and a game of pool.

    That's my 'Gym Options' sorted for tonight.

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #12
      Gyms are for pussies.Buy a kettlebell.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        Body Attack, or, Boxercise.

        Body Attack has some top totty, as does Boxercise.

        However, also some beefy bozos in Boxercise, while sexually arousing having a boxing round with top totty, one who wears pink gloves, I cannot duck out of the lampings from the beefy sweats.......
        Live dangerously for a while.
        Show those beefy bozos who is the daddy
        Can't wait for your next thread on how they kicked your ass

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          #14
          Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
          Body Attack, or, Boxercise.
          Why not try Botoxercise?

          Gets those wrinkles smoothed out, no problem!

          You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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            #15
            Is there a Blowjobersize ?
            Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

            C.S. Lewis

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              #16
              Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
              Is there a Blowjobersize ?
              Well I googled 'blowjob training' and this is what I found. Quite scary. Fairly SFW.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #17
                Or the oft maligned 'dancercise'? Not for the feint-hearted; the key to dancercise is the rather ingenious coupling of the word 'dance' to the word 'circumcise'.*


                * Fry & Laurie Ser 2, Ep 1
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #18
                  Re the kettlebell video. Nice work ethic... probably put me to shame. But their form on their swings, cleans & presses was pretty nasty.

                  Rest day for me... knees are still a but fooked from Mondays deadlifts and last nights squats!
                  Last edited by DeepBlue; 5 November 2009, 19:29.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Gyms are for pussies.Buy a kettlebell.
                    You girls might want to have a go at this.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      You girls might want to have a go at this.
                      *sigh*

                      All sample attacks were amateur - almost all were over extended and deserved to get floored.

                      THAT SAID, train in Krav and you will handle yourself better than almost all untrained attackers. I would certainly give it a go if I could find an instructor who wasn't a bit psycho. It does work, and the video is full of great techniques.

                      F*** going for the burn (Body Attack/Pump). Train to get faster and stronger. You hit lactate threshold and neuromuscular power limits. You'll be out the gym faster and see more results.

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