You've been on top form this week, I've had numerous funny looks in the office as I've sat there giggling, good work!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostDon't mention the office. He's signing on, you know.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I have to admit it, numb-nuts makes me laughKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostYou've been on top form this week, I've had numerous funny looks in the office as I've sat there giggling, good work!Comment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostYou've been on top form this week, I've had numerous funny looks in the office as I've sat there giggling, good work!
Boomed.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Fck me, been to busy to read this week and DP has actually cracked a joke (or two) that's funny?
Next up, AtW gets laid. Then we're done, be time to close the forum down and move onto the plan B's.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI've got to agree, 3 months ago I had him down as a miserable sod.
Boomed.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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