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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostNever understood why they think rabbits need lipstick as lady rabbits and men rabbits never seem to have a problem getting it on. They are at it like er rabbits!
As a proportion of lifespan, the average human spends as much time having sex as a rabbit. Hence the old rabbit saying "they're at it like humans".Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostSome use it as a disguise and to fool other animals. I saw a documentary about it once - "Bugs Bunny" I think it was called.
As a proportion of lifespan, the average human spends as much time having sex as a rabbit. Hence the old rabbit saying "they're at it like humans".Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostWHS
I'll work for whoever is kind enough to deposit cash in MyCo's bank account.
1. isn't in the absolute arse end of nowhere
2. pays a half-decent rate
3. doesn't involve some old hat technology that I'm desperate to avoid
And, FWIW, I'll bend rules 1, 2 and 3 as I see fit, or more likely, as I become desperate enough.Cats are evil.Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostThat's only because some of us are pretty rubbish at this sex malarky and take ages to 'arrive'Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostApparently, to some ladies, that can be attractive.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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These scumbags:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009...ution-disaster
And in fact they are now recuriting for a role in may skillset but I wouldn't touch it with a bargepole, even though I've been benched for 6 months.Comment
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Originally posted by Ruse View PostThese scumbags:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009...ution-disaster
And in fact they are now recuriting for a role in may skillset but I wouldn't touch it with a bargepole, even though I've been benched for 6 months.Comment
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Originally posted by Ruse View PostThese scumbags:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009...ution-disaster
And in fact they are now recuriting for a role in may skillset but I wouldn't touch it with a bargepole, even though I've been benched for 6 months.
you would.
but not if they offered you 10p
so you do have your price
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